RUG PUNKS MOTHER FUCKER

Welcome to the shit show. We have been rugs, floors, and now we're Rug Punks. If you are asking yourself, "What the fuck?" you're getting the point. RUG.WTF is a dynamic (now frozen) NFT project that borders on the lines of performance art and securities fraud.

RUG.WTF HAS ZERO AFFILIATION WITH CRYPTOPUNKS, LARVALABS, OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH EITHER. WE ARE A PARODY PROJECT WITH THE GOAL OF TEACHING PEOPLE ABOUT DYNAMIC NFTS.

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RUG PUNK?

We are a rapidly changing NFT collection of 10,000 rugs that sold out in less than 8 hours. A few weeks after our reveal we decided to pull the rug -- and remove the rugs from the 10,000 images. Ultimately the rugs were returned, but this was far from their final chapter. Now the what were once beautiful rugs in colorful rooms are now Punk Rugs via IPFS update.

Circular blue CGI rug on a yellow floor in a red room Square purple CGI rug on a pink floor in a lime-green room Square green CGI rug on a orange floor in a blue room

THERE'S LEVELS TO THIS SHIT.

DYNAMIC AS FUCK

RUG.WTF is a digital performance art series aiming to push the boundaries of data, imagery, and intellectual property. We embrace metadata updates, viral concepts, and completely abusing our collector-base as our defining characteristics.

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RARITY WAS MEANINGLESS

Each Rug represents a different homage to the CryptoPunks. Every single 1 of the 10,000 are 100% unique and lined up to their Punk counterpart. Even down to their individual traits. Rug Token ID #1 is tribute to Punk #0, all the way up to Punk 9999.

Slideshow animation of an assortment of rugs

THE CONTRACT

We did the whole ERC 721 IPFS whatever thing like everyone else. No idea what the fuck we were doing, but we’re 99% sure it works. To get a rug, or 100 rugs, you’ll have to mint them here on our site which will send the presale NFT to your ETH wallet. The presale NFT will have your SKU which determines all of the traits and properties of the rug you’ll receive once we’re done fucking off with your money.

Animation of rugs being minted in an assembly line

WEN PUNK RUGS?

Punk Rugs will be released on August 30, 2021. Immediately after release we will freeze our metadata preventing any further changes. This is truly the final act.

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FUCKING HISTORIC

Collage of 30 rugs of varying shapes, colors, and textures in different colored rooms.

RUGS

The first iteration of the shit-show was the Rug reveal. 10,000 individually rendered generative rugs. Sold out in an less than 8 hours this mass act of idiocy signalled the beginning of the weirdest NFT social experiment to date.

FLOORS

To actually "pull-the-rug" you need to distribute the rugs to pull. To illustrate this concept we removed all of the rugs from the images via IPFS update; the only sign being a dirt mark where they sat. We eventually returned them in higher res and looking better than ever.

PUNKS

In our final iteration and in parody homage (don't sue us please god fuck) to the most well known NFT collection in existence, the CryptoPunks, we generated 10,000 Rug Punks. One for each actual punk. The collection's metadata and images will be frozen forever after this update.

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CALL TO ACTION

Big Corporations spend BILLIONS each year refining and iterating these to be irresistible to dipshits like you. Sign up for our newsletter, get this coupon, buy this product. You morons eat it up. Anyways, here comes a button. Do what it says.

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DISTRIBUTION

RUGS 1-100

These are founders rugs and will be given to the team who made this shit show possible. We're also airdropping some of these to loud-mouthed micro-influencers as a means of clout chasing.

RUGS 101-9000

These badly rendered monstrosities will be minted on-site up until July 31. Any unminted rugs will be destroyed and will never see the light of day, saving us dozens in fiverr bucks, and minutes of time.

RUGS 9001-10000

The last of the batch will airdropped to the top 24 rug collectors when all presale rugs have been minted. It might pay to be a whale here, but you'll never get your dignity back. Good luck explaining this to your accountant.

ROADMAP

Personally, we don’t feel like doing shit until we've minted enough rugs to cover our blow and hooker fund. Our lawyers told us to at least have a plan on here, so here you go.

10% MINTED

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25% MINTED

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50% MINTED

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75% MINTED

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SOLD OUT

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COMMERCIAL RIGHTS!

We could give two entire fucks about what you do with your rugs or rug derivatives. Sell them, burn them, make porn out of them, the world is your oyster, dumbass.

MINT FUCKING RUGS

We have officially SOLD OUT of presale rugs! If you want a rug you're going to have to go to the secondary markets on Opensea. Thank you all for proving the NFT space is absolutely fucking stupid.

Official rugs will be distributed via meta-data update around August 1, 2021 or something.

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